ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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lacigreen:

50shadesofacceptance:

superdodirty:

it ok to not be ready

Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready. 

i wish someone had told me this kind of stuff when i was younger… ಠ_ಠ

prbuick11:

vinebox:

Check this out

WHAT

mildtarantula:

as requested! none of this is set in stone obviously, this is just how i go about things.

When someone calls me attractive 

mangocianamarch:


happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

mangocianamarch:

happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians

REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

YURI OF THE WEEK IM DYING


I wish I had a yuri of the week

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

YURI OF THE WEEK IM DYING

I wish I had a yuri of the week

Stay toned to my emotional/personal blog

for all night blogging 

I deciced to give away my emotional blog

I am also going to actually start posting things there, anything i find to personal for this blog or me just being an emotional mess is going on here http://devotion-and-emotions.tumblr.com/ it is also on my side bar now